Not Enough Time to Make Enough Jokes about Oasis' Gallagher Brothers and Their Stupid Feud with INXS (Or, I Need to Get Elegantly Wasted)

but first, I torture a basketball metaphor to whine about life

Basketball coaches love to talk about runs, about how their team went on a run or the opponents went on a run. It’s the lifeblood of a basketball game. The key to winning a game, I’ve been told by many coaches is realizing when the opposing team is on a run, and when that realization hits, it becomes all about surviving that run until you can go on your…